 Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a natural blonde? A: Blow in her ear - if natural, watch as she floats...
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold? A: No need for em to worry about blowing their brains out. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle? A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champ. Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced. Q: If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 200 ft, which one hits the ground first? A: The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side. Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless vase? A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do. Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets.
What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer.
Q:Why did the blonde jump off the building? A: She had just bought Always with wings. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A: 501. One to hold the bulb and the other 500 to spin the house. Q: Did you hear about the blonde Helicopter crash? A: Wave to her.
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they always forget the recipe.
There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting ''44 days! 44 days!'' One of the blondes was carrying a picture puzzle of Cookie Monster in a frame. The bartender leaned towards the blonde holding the puzzle and asked, ''Why are you chanting 44 days?'' She set down the puzzle on the counter and said, ''A lot of people think us blondes are dumb, so to show them, we bought this puzzle and put it together. It said 1-3 months but we completed it in 44 days!''' streams
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Two blondes finds a mirror on the sidewalk. The first blonde picks it up, looks into it, and says, "Hey, I know this person! I've seen her somewhere before." The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh! Of course you have -- that's me!"
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