 Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change. Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of 70? A: A blonde parade.
Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: alone. Q: Why did the dumb blonde call the job center? A: She wanted to find out how to cook food stamps.
Q: How do you know a blonde has robbed your house? A: Your microwave is gone, and a note is there saying: "Thanks for the TV"
Q: What's the difference between a dumb blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. Q: How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit? A: Two - one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champion. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I? Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say "Hello"
Q: What did the hot blonde do when she heard on the news that over 92% of accidents occur at the home? A: She moved. Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements." Q: Why did the major blonde go to the rehab center? A: Because she thought she was hooked on phonics.
Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti? A: Yeti has been spotted. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M candy factory? A: She was throwing out the W's.
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night. Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? A. In case she had to draw some blood
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on top of her. Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease? A: It only affects the brain.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde Bear? A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
It's with great sadness that I tell you my blonde girlfriend burned her nose last night....she was bobbing for french fries... Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". Q: What's a Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
A: Cos they've no idea of the route. Q: What do you call a blonde on a College Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: A blonde person ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. A: "Oh, only Six I think - I'd never manage to eat all 12 pieces." How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday. How does a blonde try to kill a fish? A. She drowns it.
How does Bob amuse a blonde chick for hours? A. Give her a piece of paper with 'Please turn over' written on both sides. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make? A. A wind tunnel. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? A. Humpme Dumpme Q: What are the worst 7 years in a blonde's life? A: Third grade. Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test? A: Saliva. Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? A "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: What did the really dumb blonde say when someone blew in her bra? A: Thanks for the refill. Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Q: What does Bob call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 130? A: A foursome.
Q: What do you call a blonde clutching at thin air? A: A woman collecting her thoughts. Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue! Q: What do you call a Bobs blonde mother-in-law? A: An air bag.
Bob walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "Hey, have you heard the latest Blonde joke?" The bartender replied, "Nope. And I'll have you know I'm a natural blonde dyed brown." That's O.K.," said the man, "I'll talk slow." Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all blonde bitch. Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: A golden retriever.
A blond walked in to a pizza place and ordered a pizza. The pizza man asked him, "Should I cut it into six pieces or eight?" And the blond answered, "Cut it into six, I cant eat eight."
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: "Space. The final frontier....." fun board network with the combo. Q: What do you call three blondes, sitting at a bar, singing, drinking Tab, and eating apples? A: The moron Tab & apple choir. 20 10 host 8 web net fun ny funny fun 5
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