Q: What do you call 12 blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Q. Why don't blondes eat pickles?

A. Because they can't fit their head in the jar. LOL

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel?

A: An Air Bag.

Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde chicks eyes?

A: The back of her head. LOL

A blonde decides to try and learn horse back riding without any experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the manager runs out to shut the horse off.

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I am completely nude."

With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES! I WON, I WON."

She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"

The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."

Q: What did the cute blonde name her pet zebra?

A: Spot.

Q. How did the blonde babe burn her nose?

A. Bobbing for french fries. haha

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette...

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 13 miles before she even got tired. After 17 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she sadly drowned.

So the blonde babe thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally 19 miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

Q: How do you measure a blonde's Girls intelligence?

A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really intense hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to just go home and blow into the tailpipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, ..."HELLLLOOOO!!! You need to roll up the windows."

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

Q: What does Bob call 2 blondes in a car?

A: Dual Airbags.

Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?

A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?

A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.