 Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? More leg-room!
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Fertilized
Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers? A: Her IQ goes up.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Q: How do you drive a blonde Crazy? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide.
Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".
A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Why couldn't the blonde girl change a light bulb? All she had was a ten dollar bill.
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? A. More headroom
Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob? A. Because everyone gets a turn.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories.
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn’t know what number came first.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out painted all over the video monitor.
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room.
Q: Why do blunds drive VW's? A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE. Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them. RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
Q: What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? A: They drowned in Spring Training.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer? A: She has left cheese for the mouse.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way.
Q: Why does a peroxide blond only change her baby's diapers every month? A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Q: Why do blundus hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
new way to view films in the uk Q. What does Bob call 3 blondes in a freezer? A. Frosted Flakes
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