 There were five blondes and one brunette holding onto a rope off the edge of a cliff. But their rope could only bear the weight of of five people. The brunette said, "Save yourselves. I'll let go." Impressed by her sacrifice, all of the blondes clapped...
What's blonde, brunette, blond, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde? A fake blonde doing cartwheels!
A well built blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are. The salesman replies, "Try the other side." So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING? A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SHOPPING CART? A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own. Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins? The stupid blonde because the other two don't exist.
What did the blonde say after college? "Will that be paper or plastic?"
Q: Why do blondes hate MandM candy? A: They're too hard to peel.
Why don't Girls with dyed blonde hair eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A. A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? A. Because she blows the horn!
To a yellow blond hair girl what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class. A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but the blonde replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class." The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move. Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?" The flight attendent replied, "I told her that first class doesn't stop in Detroit."
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A space invader.
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